Conversation
Stoppers
- what would Geronimo
say if he jumped out of an aeroplane?
- Why do Kamikaze
pilots wear helmets? submitted by Monica Varry
- If there was a mispelling in the
dictionary, how would we know? submitted by Monica Varry
- If something
horrifying is horrific, is something terrifying terrific? submitted by
Rowing
- What happens if you get scared half
to death twice? submitted by post war9
- how come michelle
is spelt m-i-c-h but mike is m-i-k-e? shouldnt it be mich? submitted by michele santora
- If Trix are for kids, what do
rabbits eat? submitted
by Shakespeare (tidalwavetub?)
- Why does Wil E.
Coyote keep using Acme products if they never work? submitted by Shakespeare
(tidalwavetub?)
- Why are roads called park ways and
drive-ways are for parking? submitted by Shakespeare (tidalwavetub?)
- what do you call a male ladybird?
- what colour is an
air guitar?
- why does toast land jam (butter)
side down? [it
depends on the height it has to fall and size of the toast]
- if you strangled a
Smurf, what colour would it turn?
- corn oil is made of corn, olive oil
is made out of olives, so whats baby oil made out of?
- is it ok to use AM
radio in the afternoon?
- what do chickens think we taste of?
- what do people in
China call their best plates?
- why doesnt glue stick to the inside
of the bottle? [It
needs air/ moisture to set]
- why isnt phonetic
spelled the way it sounds?
- why is dyslexia so
long and hard to spell?
- why isn't phonetic
spelt with a f?
- have you ever imagined a world
without hypothetical situations?
- why is bra singular
and pants plural?
- if a fire-fighter fights fires and
a crime-fighter fights crime, what does a freedom-fighter fight?
- why are apartments
called apartments when they're all stuck together?
- if con is the opposite to pro, is
American Congress the opposite of progress?
- when dog food has a
new and improved taste, who tastes it?
- if nothing ever sticks to Teflon,
how do they make Teflon stick to the pan?
- why do you press
harder on the remote control when you know the battery's dead?
- you know most packages say: 'open
here'. what's the protocol if the package says: 'open somewhere else'?
- why do people
without a watch look at their wrist when you ask them what time it is?
- how come 'abbreviated' is such a
long word?
- if it's zero
degrees outside today, and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow,
how cold is it going to be?
- why is there only one Monopolies
Commission?
- you know the little
indestructible black box that's used on aeroplanes? why can't they make
the whole plane out of the same stuff?
- why are there five
syllables in the word 'monosyllabic'?
- before they
invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?
- how do 'keep of the
grass' signs get where they are?
- why has lisp got an
's' in it?
- where do ice cream
vans go in winter?
- why did curiosity
kill the cat?
- what makes your
tummy/ stomach rumble?
- how can you
financially make a loss?
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