- Abdicate - to give up all
hope of ever having a flat stomach
- Esplanade - to attempt an
explanation while drunk
- Willy-Nilly - impotent
- Flabbergasted - appalled
over how much weight you have gained.
- Negligent - a condition in
which you absent mindedly answer the door in you nightie
- Lymph - to walk with a lisp
- Gargoyle - an olive
flavoured mouthwash
- Coffee - a person who is
coughed upon
- Flatulence - the emergency
vehicle that picks you up after you are run over by a
steamroller
- Balderdash - a rapidly
receding hairline
- Semantics- pranks conducted
by young men studying fir the priesthood including such
things as gluing the pages of the priests payer book
together before vespers.
- Rectitude - formal
dignified demeanour assumed by a proctologist immediately
before he examines you
- Oyster - a person who
sprinkles his conversation with Yiddish expressions
- Circumvent - the opening in
the front of boxer shorts
- Frisbitarianism - the
belief that when you die your soul goes on the roof and
gets stuck there.
- Giraffiti - Vandalism spray
painted up high
- Dopeler effect - the
tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come
at you rapidly.
- Ignoranus - a person who is
both stupid and an asshole.
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