Privacy notice and disclaimer

this site is not intended to offend anybody. (honestly!)
this site is not meant to be serious.
these pages are meant to be of a humorous nature.
the information is not correct/true unless otherwise stated.
none of the information on this site is not to be reproduced.
any reprduction if authorized, is only authorized with my written permission.
there is to be no public broadcast or public performance, or unauthorized copying of the information displayed no this site.
this website is all tongue-in-cheek.
emails you send to me may take me upto a month to reply to.
if you have a complaint and want me to take you serioulsly, leave your name and email adress!!
if you visit this site, and i can trace you, i reserve the right to email you in the future (this site does not use cookies, don't know how to, can't be bothered to learn) but i am so busy so i generally cannot be bothered.
all rights reserved (whatever that is).